VERSE 1: Rudolph's nose stopped glowing
Then I lost my list If I don't find it very soon All the
kids are going to be real pissed
CHORUS: I've got the
Santa Claus Blues Ho, Ho, Ho I've got the Santa Claus Blues
Ho, Ho, Ho I've got the Santa Claus Blues From my hat
down to my boots
Verse 2: My reindeer went on strike
They all wanted more hay I had to give in to them They
always have the final say
VERSE 3: The elves are behind
in production They have not met their goals Something more to
worry about Another one of my woes.
REPEAT CHORUS
VERSE
4: Sliding down a chimney I get real, real stuck I wish I
was allowed to say That word that sounds like duck. (rhymes with
duck)
VERSE 5: I made it down the chimney Finally at
last The next thing that I know There's a fire on my ass
REPEAT CHORUS
VERSE 6: Ah more milk and cookies
Oh what a fluke If I have to eat any more I know I am
going to puke
VERSE 7: Not more milk and cookies I
think these are made with grass I know I shouldn't eat them This
time I just going too pass ---- So I have to pass ----
But they look too good to pass
REPEAT CHORUS
VERSE
8: Delivering all those presents It really takes it's toll
Finally I get to relax Sit down and smoke my bowl